- Artwork by Todd Bratrud
- Manufactured at PS Stix (Heat Transfer)
- Dimensions: 8.0 x 32.0
- Specs: Nose: 7.125 / Tail: 6.625 / WB: 14.125
- Note: All sales are final. Can’t say that any simpler. Unless the product is defective in the manufacturing sense, we will not accept any returns—in other words, you bot it, you bought it.
- Product Description: Forgive the asinine assonance, but Weishaupt wept! Why? Mainly because I’m a mathematical moron. You see, I’m only ignorantly aware of the 0 + 1 = some brilliant binary bullshit, and fuck if I can’t mentally make heads or tails of what any of that golden means or even computes to… 2? 2 + 3 = 23? Nope, my numerological numbskull ain’t touching none of that with a 322-foot pole, but feel free to message Bobby Puleo and ask, because he certainly has an eye for eyes with corresponding numbers. —Cliver
- Warning: Since the dawn of mankind, top stain veneers come in a variety of colors and the one shown here is for display purposes only. In other words, we cannot guarantee a specific color so please be pleasantly surprised with the one you receive and not get all bent and butt-hurt about it.
Prompt shipping and expert packing
Our long-standing partnership with UPS FedEx DHL and other global carriers lets us offer a range of shipping services. Our warehouse personnel are highly skilled and will pack your products according to our exact and precise specifications. Before shipping the goods are carefully inspected and secured. We deliver to hundreds of thousands of customers daily in different countries. Our dedication to becoming the biggest online retailer around the globe is evident by this. Both Europe and the USA have distribution and warehouse centres.
Note: Orders containing multiple items will have a separate processing time for each item.
Prior to shipment the items, our staff will carry out a thorough inspection on the products you have ordered. The majority of orders are shipped within 48 hrs. The delivery time is estimated to be between 3 and 7 days.
Returns
We don't control the inventory in our warehouse and factory. The stock can change at any time. Please understand it may happen that your order may be out of stock once the order is placed.
The policy is for 30 days. If it's been longer than 30 days since the date you made your purchase, we unfortunately can't give you a complete exchange or refund.
You are able to return a product if it is unused and in the same state as when you received it. It should also be in its original packaging.
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